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Besides the Basic Services listed, if you fall into one of the following categories, click the link to find additional information that may or may not be of interest to you.
Art Collector Gallery Representative
Artist Just Curious
Celebrity Model
Corpse Stock Photo Agency
Exhibitionist Webmaster
Fire-eating Midget Flasher

Basic Services

Currently, I offer one option:  Custom portraits

And I truly mean Custom.  You can have your portrait done here, in front of the traditional backdrop, or you can choose to have it done in your home or office.  You can wear formal clothes, informal clothes, slices of cheese, a deep-sea diver's suit (you provide your own suit, sorry!), a layer of anchovies, or nothing at all.  It's your call.

I'm willing to work with singles, couples, trios, rooms full of presidential look-alikes, whatever.  Just don't ask me to work with a jazz combo.  I've got to draw the line somewhere.

NOTE:  No photos of you will ever be used or exhibited without your express WRITTEN permission.

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Art Collectors

All of my work is available for sale.  You can see the entire catalog of work by appointment.  Ha ha ha, I really crack myself up sometimes.
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Artists

If you think you would like to do a project together, contact me.  I'm open to hearing any proposals.  Especially indecent ones.  Do you have a web site?  Wanna exchange links?  Wanna see my double-jointed fingers?  Wanna have a cup o' Joe and talk about the old times when art was art and real men used chiaroscuro?

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Celebrities

Hey, wanna ruin your career?  Or, if your career is already in the toilet, want to do something for some new publicity?  Then come on down and get naked!  I'd gladly set up a 50-50 split on net profits.  Go on, what's a career worth, anyway?  Check out the model page.
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Corpses

This may come as a shock to you, but, if you're reading this, you're not dead.  Of course, depending on your political/social point of view you might be considered brain dead, but that's merely an insult and burying you at this point would be tough to justify in a court of law.  Since that's the case, you'll just have to look at the other options.
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Exhibitionists

Hey, here's your chance to show off to the world!  Why settle for showing yourself to just a few people when the world could view you in all your glory?  Check out the model page.
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Fire-eating Midget Flasher

Contact me.  Now!  I can't believe you aren't on the web already! Go to the model page.
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Gallery Representative

If you've seen anything that you think would work in your gallery, contact me.  Even if you haven't seen anything that would work, contact me.  I'm lonely.  I've spent a year holed up in this stupid basement room scanning and printing and waiting to hear from like-minded people just like you.
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Just Curious

Well, I guess I don't have anything to add.  But, if you're really curious about something, you can always send me questions.  I may not have an answer, but I will reply...maybe.
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Models

General modeling information such as fees, etc., is available on the Model Page.  If you show up on this site, your career can be boosted to new heights by those 5-10 drooling perverts with their dicks in their hands that find this site each day.
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Stock Photo Agency

Currently, a small number of the nude images and almost all of the non-nude images are available for licensing. Email me at  terry@midbrowart.com if you have any questions or requests. Or lots of money that you feel an urgent need to give to someone.
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Webmaster

Psssst.  Hey, buddy, wanna exchange links?  What, you don't?  Oh, okay, see if I care.  I'm not even going to pout this time.  See how you feel then.  Hmmph.
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